Rokwords

well. just got out of a long overdue dentist checkup. half a dozen cavities and a confirmed dead tooth needing a root canal. 2000-plus bucks.

don’t neglect your teeth, kiddos. and young adultos that think they know bettero.

planet-kinniku:

Sunshine vs The Big Bombers (Canadianman/Specialman)

looks like an irl SaltyBet exhibition, Gold Lightan vs Thunder Mask and Dougster

flatluigi:

natellite:

kirbidimaru:

kirbidimaru:

hestmord:

lilitudracul:

one time i asked sora if it was spelled ‘sorcerer’ or ‘sorceror’ adn he got really mad at me

i honestly didnt know but according to red wiggle line its sorcerEr

it’s sorcerer, it’s from an old frankish word. “sorceror” is a mistake resulting from confusion…

Whats with the sexist class names? I demand female versions!!!


Male / Female

Warrior / Amazon
Priest / Priestess
Druid / Druidess
Warlock / Witch
Rogue / Roguess
Shaman / Shawoman
Paladin / Battle Nun
Hunter / Huntress
Mage / Magess

Also, I demand the title “enchantress” be applied to females who take up enchanting.”

brief reminder that this is a thing that someone thought this was a good thing to share with the internet once

magess

magess

actually rereading it all these years later it might be parody but honestly with wowplayers it’s hard to tell

i saw “shawoman” in someone’s rp profile once, completely without irony

is a shawoman anything like shawarma

no, but she could clean up after that meal with a shamwow

kingofsarus:

This… masterpiece…

themaskednegro:

cumgremlin:

just saw someone saying the bunny might be darren young

i…

Unless he lost A LOT of body mass I can’t see it.

i was thinking the same thing, actually. his hands with the gloves off looked dark, and darren wasn’t that big of a guy and that suit can hide a lot.

yeah the bunny’s been ‘targeting’ heath slater lately, but titus has been in the one in the ring and getting losses because of it…

Orange County Choppers create the new WWE World Heavyweight Championship

sushinfood:

justamerplwithabox:

vivelafat:

prokopetz:

officialdeadparrot:

grellholmes:

elsajeni:

gunslingerannie:

justtkeepcalmm:

dean-and-his-pie:

fororchestra:

musicalmelody:

Fun Story: My director kept telling me and my tenor sax buddy to play softer. No matter what we did, it wasn’t soft enough for him. So getting frustrated, I told my buddy “Dont play this time. Just fake it” 
Our Band Director then informed us we sounded perfect. 

To my readers: “p” means quiet, “pp” means really quiet. I’ve never seen “pppp” before haha.
On the contrast, “f” means loud, and “ffff” probably means so loud you go unconscious.

I had ffff in a piece once and my conductor told me to play as loudly as physically possible without falling off my chair…

Me and my trombone buddies had “ffff” and he sat next to me and played so hard that he fell out of his chair.
The lengths we go for music.

Okay yeah so I play the bass clarinet and the amount of air you have to move and the stiffness of the reed means it only has two settings and that is loud and louder, with an optional LOUDEST that includes a 50% probability of HORRIBLE CROAKING NOISE which is the bass equivalent of the ubiquitous clarinet shriek.

One day, when I was in concert band in high school, we got a new piece handed out for the first time, and there was a strange little commotion back in the tuba section — whispering, and pointing at something in the music, and swatting at each other’s hands all shhh don’t call attention to it. And although they did attract the attention of basically everyone else in the band, they managed to avoid being noticed by the band director, who gave us a few minutes to look over our parts and then said, “All right, let’s run through it up to section A.”
And here we are, cheerfully playing along, sounding reasonably competent — but everyone, when they have the attention to spare, is keeping an eye on the tuba players. They don’t come in for the first eight measures or so, and then when they do come in, what we see is:
[stifled giggling]
[reeeeeeally deep breath]
[COLOSSAL FOGHORN NOISE]
The entire band stops dead, in the cacophonous kind of way that a band stops when it hasn’t actually been cued to stop. The band director doesn’t even say anything, just looks straight back at the tubas and makes a helpless sort of why gesture.
In unison, the tuba players defend themselves: “THERE WERE FOUR F’S.”
FFFF is not really a rational dynamic marking for any instrument, but for the love of all that is holy why would you put it in a tuba part.

This is the best band post 
Everyone else go home

Oh man, so I play trombone, and we got this piece called Florentiner Marsch by Julius Fucik, and we saw this

which is 8 fortes. We were shocked until,

that is 24 fortes who the fuck does that

Who does that?

This guy. Take a good look - that is the moustache of a man with nothing to lose.

Julius IdontgivaFucik

More like Julius Fuckit


Pyrozod's tags for this were too hilarious not to share

sushinfood:

justamerplwithabox:

vivelafat:

prokopetz:

officialdeadparrot:

grellholmes:

elsajeni:

gunslingerannie:

justtkeepcalmm:

dean-and-his-pie:

fororchestra:

musicalmelody:

Fun Story: My director kept telling me and my tenor sax buddy to play softer. No matter what we did, it wasn’t soft enough for him. So getting frustrated, I told my buddy “Dont play this time. Just fake it” 

Our Band Director then informed us we sounded perfect. 

To my readers: “p” means quiet, “pp” means really quiet. I’ve never seen “pppp” before haha.

On the contrast, “f” means loud, and “ffff” probably means so loud you go unconscious.

I had ffff in a piece once and my conductor told me to play as loudly as physically possible without falling off my chair…

Me and my trombone buddies had “ffff” and he sat next to me and played so hard that he fell out of his chair.

The lengths we go for music.

Okay yeah so I play the bass clarinet and the amount of air you have to move and the stiffness of the reed means it only has two settings and that is loud and louder, with an optional LOUDEST that includes a 50% probability of HORRIBLE CROAKING NOISE which is the bass equivalent of the ubiquitous clarinet shriek.

One day, when I was in concert band in high school, we got a new piece handed out for the first time, and there was a strange little commotion back in the tuba section — whispering, and pointing at something in the music, and swatting at each other’s hands all shhh don’t call attention to it. And although they did attract the attention of basically everyone else in the band, they managed to avoid being noticed by the band director, who gave us a few minutes to look over our parts and then said, “All right, let’s run through it up to section A.”

And here we are, cheerfully playing along, sounding reasonably competent — but everyone, when they have the attention to spare, is keeping an eye on the tuba players. They don’t come in for the first eight measures or so, and then when they do come in, what we see is:

[stifled giggling]

[reeeeeeally deep breath]

[COLOSSAL FOGHORN NOISE]

The entire band stops dead, in the cacophonous kind of way that a band stops when it hasn’t actually been cued to stop. The band director doesn’t even say anything, just looks straight back at the tubas and makes a helpless sort of why gesture.

In unison, the tuba players defend themselves: “THERE WERE FOUR F’S.”

FFFF is not really a rational dynamic marking for any instrument, but for the love of all that is holy why would you put it in a tuba part.

This is the best band post 

Everyone else go home

Oh man, so I play trombone, and we got this piece called Florentiner Marsch by Julius Fucik, and we saw this

image

which is 8 fortes. We were shocked until,

image

that is 24 fortes who the fuck does that

Who does that?

This guy. Take a good look - that is the moustache of a man with nothing to lose.

Julius IdontgivaFucik

More like Julius Fuckit

Pyrozod's tags for this were too hilarious not to share

themaskednegro:

Football is back and I swear to god I’d pay for a channel that allowed me to have the helmet audio at all times.

oktotally:

Found this 11 year old drawing on my computer the other day. It’s Sagat eating Dan’s father, naturally.

oktotally:

Found this 11 year old drawing on my computer the other day. It’s Sagat eating Dan’s father, naturally.

do you happen to have a handy dandy guide for making Cucumber Quest OCs?
Anonymous
first ultra rare, and first prize card since hitting UR tier when i got SR pro brock there to 10/30. only needed 3 levels to completely obsolete my SR BNB… now back to levelling those 2 SR big shows for pro.

CAN I GET A FUCKING DIVA ALREADY?

first ultra rare, and first prize card since hitting UR tier when i got SR pro brock there to 10/30. only needed 3 levels to completely obsolete my SR BNB… now back to levelling those 2 SR big shows for pro.

CAN I GET A FUCKING DIVA ALREADY?

themaskednegro:

I love this clip so much because it’s just people taking death bumps and every now and then a Kofi pallete cleanser

themaskednegro:

Y’all gon learn today.

one of my favourite music vids back in the day. also, this album.

piled up some picks, look at this luck. 7 rares or better out of 22.