piled up some picks, look at this luck. 7 rares or better out of 22.
I my perfect world of sunshine and rainbows I’d have Mark Henry go over Rusev to solidify himself as The World’s Strongest Man.
In my fantasy world where WWE has a decent creative team that can book a story I’d have Rusev win the first match over Henry but barely and NOT via The Accolade. Rusev tries for it but Henry powers out and stands up. He eventually catches Henry with the Red Kick and puts him away.
Next night Henry talks about how he was close still beat him but anyone can beat someone once. Let’s see him do it again. Another close ass Hoss Battle but this time when Rusev goes for the Red Kick Mark Henry uses his Veteran Sense and blocks it, World’s Strongest Slam. Henry wins.
In the loss Rusev doesn’t look angry or disappointed, just more shocked and surprised if anything. Next night Lana tries to talk up the feud but for the first time in forever Rusev actually stops her and he himself calls Mark Henry out. Henry comes out, they cut a promo that is essentually the both of them laying claim to World’s Strongest Man. They have the rubber match
Now the match is being built with none of the USA vs. Russia stuff but just two hosses wanting to be King Hoss.
The match itself is another close one but as Rusev is about to lose Lana to cheat for him but Rusev stops her. Says something to Lana about wanting to do this himself. Turns around. World’s Strongest Slam. Kickout at 2. Mark Henry can’t belive it. Red Kick. Pin. Kick out at 2. Rusev can’t believe it.
Rusev does the Accolade without Lana telling him to. Mark Henry fights and fights and fights but eventually taps. Rusev wins the feud, instead of the russian flag stuff he helps Henry up shakes his hand. Henry raises his hand.
Boom. Melodramatic as ALL fuck but there you put over Mark Henry as the threat he is, turn Rusev slightly face or at least give him a layer to his character. Keep Lana decidedly heel. Get away from this lame ass USA vs. Russia shit and solidify Rusev as an actual legit monster
Alright, WWE, the ball is in your court with this Dean Ambrose is Missing story.
This had better lead to a series of web shorts starring Damien Sandow, P.I. attempting to track him down in back alleys, garbage heaps, and animal shelters, which he thinks are “furry libraries”
I’m the Miz, and I’m… SMASHING! (by @WrasslorMonkey)
New Cartoon Alert! SpaceBear by Andy Helms is now up on Cartoon Hangover.
Thar she blows! If you don’t mind, please give it a watch, maybe give it a like if you enjoy my silly little cartoon. Huge, huge thanks to all the amazing folks at Cartoon Hangover who are just so kind and patient, Dave Ferguson who animated it, and Paul Frasier for his amazing score.
trekko1601 presents: a Guide to the races of the Starn Trek universe
i can’t fucking believe it
rip hogan’s cake, buried in the ensuing confetti blizzard.
Real talk everytime I get weak and go to Arby’s I remember why I stopped going to Arby’s and it’s because THEY ARE FUCKING FRAUDS.
THEY CHARGE YOU LIKE 6 BUCKS FOR A WARM ASS SANDWHICH.
IT’S JUST BREAD, HAM AND CHEESE WARMED UP AND THEY WANNA BE ALL LIKE “SEE? DELICIOUS ARBYS DELI”
A DELI DON’T GOT A GODDAMN DRIVE THROUGH.
NEXT TIME YOU THINK OF GOING TO ARBYS JUST GO GET SOME KRAFT SINGLES. SOME GREAT VALUE HAM, AND A HAMBURGER BUN.
ASSEMBLE THE SAMMICH.
PLACE IN GLOVEBOX OF CAR AND WAIT.
YOU’RE THINKIN ARBYS.
I JUST SAVED YOU 6 BUCKS AND 20 MINUTES OF REGRET.
going to arby’s for the deli sandwich menu? there’s your problem. pick your battles better.
ham??? nah. don’t get me wrong, in general i prefer pork to beef, but get that signature roast beef. Philly Beef & Swiss or Beef & Cheddar. especially if they’re on the 2/$6 deal.
and make use of the deep fryer. that’s why you fast food. Chicken. Bacon. Swiss. a $5 chicken breast sandwich with bacon.
why would you even bother with a lame ass overpriced fast food deli sandwich with those options.
NES emulator. Tetris and Dr. Mario. problem solved.
you got a funny definition of bejeweled
why would you need inferior puzzle games?
DID YOU KNOW WRESTLING: In Japan, Dean Ambrose is known as Roman Reigns, Roman Reigns is known as Seth Rollins, and Seth Rollins is known as Dean Ambrose. To avoid confusion in international play, they’re known in competitions as Mosher, Bouncer, and Hobo.
Part two of my video series.